Uniquely Singapore 8 - National Song

Each year there will always be a National Day song - from the patriotic Count on Me Singapore to this year What Do You See. but notice 1 thing? Each year, the songs get more and more unsingable. Especially this year. What Do You See? I see money lor what do I see!

So what do you do when you die die cannot tahan the song? Write your own lor.

Now isn't this much better!

Uniquely Singapore 7 - National Language

Si be kin already Ogus liao. 2 more days and than National Day liao. Who got ticket to the 'rate? I damm sway u know every time cannot kena the tickets. Watch tv where got fun hor? Better koon at home and listen to leliio. Wait you never hear this lelio show before you hear now. Sure laugh until die

Uniquely Singapore 6 - National Monument

Of all the most familiar sight on Singapore road, the most familiar must be the ubiquitous ERP gantries that is everywhere. Turn a corner and there is one.

Photo from travelerfolio.com

And if Hitler were alive, he probably be saying this:

Uniquely Singapore 5 - National Symbols

Singapore as the t-shirts loudly proclaim is a 'fine' country. Fine as in pay money fine and not nice nice fine. We get fine for spitting, littering, walking, smoking, drawing, eating, drinking, chewing, feeding, plucking, stopping, - well anything that can be legally done - there is a 'fine' version. And just in case you don't know which one activities can kena fine, the gahmen has very helpfully come out with a range of signs ranging from the simple single sign to the mother of all sign.

A single sign

A dual sign

A triple layer sign

A quartet of sign

And finally the mother of all signs - a powkaleow 5 in one sign

Do I see a Guiness Book entry here? And anyone seen a 6-in-one sign?